surprisebitch

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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No, but this would be really cool if they did i mean think about it. No one has names yet unless you’re 18. Everyone is just a number. Everytime it’s someone’s birthday they can choose what name they want. People have this thing where they just cross numbers off the list and replace them with names. That would be so cute, just think about it.

"Honey?” ”yeah?” ”you can cross 2846291 off the wall” *and then the girl walks in* ”It’s Allyson now”

Also in clubs they could ask you what your name was and most of them would start like ”792- Fuck”. I would be down for that.